Top Ten...Fabricated Quotes from the Cards Clubhouse

I know you've missed them. The way you stand there anxiously leaning from one foot to the other leaves me with no other conclusion than that you want another installment of Top Ten!!! (crowd cheers).

For this installment of "Top Ten...", you'll be reading the Top Ten fabricated quotes you might overhear from the Cardinals locker room.

10.) Adam Kennedy: "Why doesn't anyone love me?"

9.)David Eckstein: "Who wants to play Dungeons and Dragons with me?"

8.)Scott Rolen: "God, I hate Adam Kennedy"

7.)Jim Edmonds: "Who wants to make out?"

6.)Skip Schumaker: "I know my name's Skip, but it doesn't make me any less of a man!"

5.)Adam Wainwright: "God, I hate Adam Kennedy"

4.)Yadier Molina: "Does anyone want that butterfinger?"

3.)Chris Duncan: "Looks guys! No Hands!"

2.)Kip Wells: "Where's my butterfinger?"

1.)Albert Pujols: "No, I didn't say I WAS Jesus, I said I LOVED Jesus"