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What would you rather be? Michael Vick's dog or Michael Jackson's child?
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Who would you rather listen to for 8 hours straight? Curt Schilling or George W. Bush?
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What would you rather sing in the rain? "I'm singin' in the Rain" or "Umbrella-ella-ella-eh-eh-eh"?
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Who'd you rather have over for dinner? Ryan Seacrest or Jeffrey Dahmer? (think carefully)
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Where would you rather be when your team makes it to the big one? Game 7 of the WS or the Superbowl?
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If you could sucker punch one of these people, who would you choose? (think of initial instinct and go with it) Nancy Grace or Glenn Beck? And yes, you can only choose one.
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Whose plate would you rather eat off of? Jaba the Hutt or that unibrowed, fat guy who plays Borat's "director" in Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhtan?
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What movie would you rather steal a scene in? Old School or The 40 Year Old Virgin?
Now, ponder my little grasshoppers. Some have right answers. And some... are just plain ol' wrong. Oh, and as for the Seacrest/Dahmer question? The nod goes to Dahmer.
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