Saturday, May 02, 2009

Elephant Butt

Last movie I watched at the theaters: 17 Again

My reaction: The movie was as cheesy as you'd expect. But Zac Efron did a great job.

Last movie I rented: The Wrestler

My Reaction: Wow. How did Mickey Rourke not win the Oscar? Wow.

What's as annoying as A-Rod right now: The media's obsession with the Swine Flu. I know they're trying to be safe, but really, I'm to the point where I want to run through a crowd and purposely risk infection just so I can contract the damn thing already.

How I'm dealing with it: Every time someone coughs or sneezes, I joke "It's not the Swine Flu, is it?". Yes, I realize I'm like the Uncle who always says, "Pull my finger." But this is how I deal with it.

What I can't get enough of: The St. Louis Cardinals. They have the major league's best record. you can't get enough of that.

How I wasted time today: I watched T.V. earlier and didn't do any work. Now I'm blogging and not doing work.

Currently looking forward to: The Summer. Oh Summer, how I've missed you.

Sports: Watched the Kentucky Derby today. I want to name a racehorse something like, "That's What She Said" or "Elephant Butt" and hear them say the name over and over on T.V.

Also, Albert Pujols? Still amazing.

I just realized: It's been cloudy for, like, 8 days straight. Enough is enough. We're not on Mars or in Chicago.

Also, I can sit on one of those horse jockeys from the Kentucky Derby today and kill them.

Currently listening to: Nancy Ajram (Arabic music) Gotta get my Spring groove on, ya know?

Like everyone else, I am going to die. But the words – the words live on
for as long as there are readers to see them, audiences to hear them. It is
immortality by proxy. It is not really a bad deal, all things considered.
-J. Michael Straczynski

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