Thoughts for the Sports-Minded with A.D.D

• Scott Rolen is leaving us...for another manager. Wow. Can't say I didn't see that one coming, but of all things to leave us for, this is pretty high up there on the "lamest excuse to leave a team" list. Oh, great idea for my next blog! Go me! Go mind!

Rolen's out. Troy Glaus is in. I will miss the stellar defense at 3rd base. And his full speed run to home after hitting a HR-although I've missed much of that power for 2-3 years now. I will not, however, miss the injuries, the injuries, the divorce from TLR, and oh yes, the injuries. I'm ready to move on, not that I had any choice in the matter, but you know what I mean. I'm not mad at him, just tired of the injuries.

• The Patriots are still undefeated and I still want to kick Tom Brady in the nuts.
• A Manning survives to play another play-off game, and God proves he has an unusual sense of humor. And I still want to kick Tom Brady in the nuts. Only, I also want to kick Eli Manning in the nuts. You know this year is bull when Payton is going to be the Manning in those box seats cheering his "a-dur" faced, less talented, less funny brother.

...Less likeable. Sorry! I thought I was done.

• Brett Favre is possessed by, um, a younger Brett Favre. And so the Packs win. But did anyone else notice they beat the Seahawks. Yes, the team that barely beat the woeful Rams. I should've put money on this game! ARG!
• T.O. needs a box of tissues. Apparently, he really cares about Romo. Enough to defend him and cry, anyway. I could never abide a man in tears. It's like watching a fat kid cry. That makes me sad-I won't lie. Tony Romo, though, can rest assured that Jessica Simpson was well worth it (a-ha). I kid, I kid. I would never blame another woman for the downfall of a man's game. *Except Brooke Shields. Agassi totally kicked butt after their divorce.

Here's to hoping the Patriots lose the Superbowl by one lousy field goal! CHEERS!