Monday, December 20, 2010

Tweetin' During Beauty and the Beast


Beauty and the Beast on the Disney Channel!


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"Crazy old Maurice, eh? Crazy old Maurice."


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I think Belle has a death wish.


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Or she's into animals.


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No other explanation.


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Belle must be on LSD or something. The furniture is talking to her....or so she thinks.


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smart asses don't survive in the castle. After beast says, "I know that! I'm not a fool!" I would've said, "yeah huh."


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"How do you think we got in this mess?" and then he would've eaten me.


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Beast might need to go on Celebrity Rehab.


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I'm pretty sure I've yelled, "THEN GO AHEAD AND STAAARRRRRRVE!" to someone before. Don't feel bad, Beast.

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Enter creepy mirror that shows you Belle at all times. "Show me the girl". Not cool.


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Lumiere needs to plan and host one of my parties.


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Run, Belle, RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!


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Oops, Beast lost his temper. Belle's lucky she didn't lose any limbs.


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wow, more beasts, in the form of wolves. This girl is an animal magnet.

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tea pot just leaked some tea.


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Come on, everyone knows not to touch the magical, floating, sparkly, rose. It goes against your instincts, but everyone knows.


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"You get to see it, but first you have to close your eyes" ...Belle: I'm not falling for that one again!


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It's a "bit alarming" because you're attracted to a beast, Belle.


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I had a Beauty and the Beast cake for my 9th birthday.


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Gold dress scene. Thus began my ongoing struggle to ever look that good.


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Where are papa's long sleeves or coat? It's winter time.


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Beast: "I release you. You are no longer my prisoner." Belle: "I was still your prisoner!? I thought we were having dinner and snow fights."


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What beef does the town baker have with Maurice? Why's he in the mob?


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Never trust an ugly green guy.


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Of course the ugly green guy runs the mental institution.


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When Belle whipped out the magical mirror, I'm surprised no one yelled "witch!"


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Slow night for that town. Time to kill a beast.


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I just heard the voice of George W. in Beauty and the Beast! "If you're not with us, you're against us!" AH!


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Everyone grab a torch or pitchfork!


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"Take all the booty you can find!" That's what she said.


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"But sir, the castle is under attack!" Beast: "Just let them come." Worst. master. ever.


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Why pluck the feather duster? Why? #TownSexualOffenderintheMaking


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Mrs. Pots. Too old to be that boy's mom.


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You are so hot! Now we can get together!

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It's getting so dark, Belle. So. very. dark.

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Never trust a man named Gaston.

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Seriously, how has papa not died of pneumonia?


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Awkward conversations with ball's invited guests. "So, why didn't you come to my christmas party?"


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Keep Belle away from the dog. Just in case. The End.


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Like everyone else, I am going to die. But the words – the words live on
for as long as there are readers to see them, audiences to hear them. It is
immortality by proxy. It is not really a bad deal, all things considered.
-J. Michael Straczynski

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